COULD HE BE ANY CUTER?
Thursday, September 16, 1999, 05:18 p.m.
no.
Make Your Own Black Hole
Wednesday, September 15, 1999, 05:47 p.m.
On the one hand, I hate it when people make stupid paranoid miniscule possibilities into issues that impede scientific progress. On the other hand, I've grown attached to having a human presence in the universe and will be very put out if a couple maroons from Upton, NY go and snuff it out cause they didn't think hard enough.
Don't be gay.
Wednesday, September 15, 1999, 10:19 a.m.
My exboyfriend sent me this URL (i don't wanna mention the irony, but i'm somewhat compelled to) and he said "doesn't he look stunned and violated?" And i laffed and laffed and laffed. Something about the phrase stunned and violated is SO not funny, but i continue to laff anyway. Incidentally, this is a back orifice 2000 prank.
Garth Won't Let You Fall Apart
Monday, September 13, 1999, 01:17 p.m.
Before.
After.
Before.
After.
Before.
After.
"I'm not fat, or a slut. but i do know the road to happiness!!!!!!!!"
Tuesday, September 7, 1999, 04:05 p.m.
I am adding this link because i wanted to add a link to McSweeney's in general, which I have just, rather craftily if you ask me, accomplished. However, this particular piece is one of my favorites there, a truly disturbing glimpse into the minds of 15-year-old girls everywhere. Here is part two also. Check their archives for more and more.
"I think you pretty good looking and I just had one question
for you. When you said your biggest pet peeve was the
forces of darkness what did you mean becuse I am a
Christian and belive that there are forces of darkness out
there I'm just not on that side. So were you talking about
the devil and his army? "
Waffle Iron Reaction Shot Comix
Thursday, September 2, 1999, 11:40 a.m.
Ok, it ain't a sanrio sex toy, but at least it's funny.
Gonna bring it down a little, sorry.
Thursday, September 2, 1999, 09:46 a.m.
You may have noticed in the news recently that all of the very sudden we're paying attention to a twenty+-year-long struggle between Indonesia and East Timor. If you've ever read or seen Manufacturing Consent, you're familiar with the context and may now be looking at the current coverage like "WHU?". If you haven't read or seen Manufacturing Consent, I suggest you read this page and get a better handle on exactly how bad the US news coverage of this is, and exactly how bloody our American hands are in the deaths of over 200,000 East Timorese.
Next time: more hello kitty sex toys, i promise!
OH! GOOD!
Wednesday, September 1, 1999, 05:41 p.m.
See, there used to be this FAQ on the realdoll site about how people kept asking for "just a torso" or "just a head" and they weren't gonna do it. But they seem to have capitulated. THANK HEAVENS! Still no decapitated heads available though. SHUCKS!
They already did this with monkeys?
Wednesday, September 1, 1999, 01:38 p.m.
Where was I? Could they put my head on a monkey body? Then i would go play on waterslides ALL DAY.
Zorak and Seth Green, sittin in a tree
Friday, August 27, 1999, 12:09 p.m.
Zorak likes Seth Green, so I like Zorak.
Crack Babies: All the Rage
Friday, August 27, 1999, 10:24 a.m.
From uncabaret.com.. there are other cool clips there too but this is my fave. Not my favorite, my FAVE.
Every Day should be Fugazi Day!
Thursday, August 26, 1999, 05:28 p.m.
today is fugazi's annual Fort Reno show. Fort Reno is the best. Thuh. Besssst. Every summmer they have two shows a week, and it's outdoors and nice, and it's awesome local punk rock, and it's free. There was some philosophical discussion last year on "why only punk rock?" but it looks like it was still punk rock this year. Oh and by punk i guess i mean indie.
whatever. I'm all shaky just waiting for it. I've been high on thoughts of Guy Piccioto all day.
Heh-heh-Hello Kittay.
Wednesday, August 25, 1999, 10:27 a.m.
Word of mouth (I have not factchecked this at all) has it that vibrators are illegal in Japan, so lots of "hand massagers" get sold. And they get sold in cute, non-sexual packaging to make them Officially Not Vibrators. Which resulted, somehow, in this. I wanted one SO FUCKING BAD and there was one on auction at yahoo!, but it went up to $150, and it just didn't mean that much to me.
A song you should like, provided you are like me a little bit.
Tuesday, August 24, 1999, 02:19 p.m.
I put this mp3 up on my site along with a review of the band. They're defunct now.. they were from Delaware, but they were actually really good. Ha ha! Funny joke. No seriously, they were good though, if you liked the Cure and Joy Division and My Bloody Valentine and Suede. Since the album is no longer available i don't feel bad about making the file. Listen listen! Try it you'll like it!
This is the Bexley that is going to laff at your pants.
Tuesday, August 24, 1999, 11:05 a.m.
He's like 8 now, so this is really outdated but still. You get the picture. Smartest, best best person ever, on top of being the nephew of my very best friend and the son of my other friend. Also, he still has two of my Pee Wee tapes. Sweet sweet bexley, i miss you.
My my momus.
Tuesday, August 24, 1999, 11:01 a.m.
Momus is the best ever and if you try to tell me otherwise i will kick you in the pants, and then call all my friends over and we will point at you and laff at the big footprint on your pants! And then my friend Bexley will come over and say "Ha ha! I am laffing at your pants!"
"I'm a great, funny guy, but people think I'm this scary asshole."
Tuesday, August 24, 1999, 10:20 a.m.
Oldish Ian MacKaye interview from the Onion that I thought was one of the better ones I've read.
Driver Down
Tuesday, August 24, 1999, 10:08 a.m.
You could easily, easily spend the better part of a criminally unproductive workday here, just reading and laffing, reading... and laffing.
There is no spoon.
Friday, August 20, 1999, 06:06 p.m.
Matrix screensavers.
I want to go to this so goddamn bad it itches.
Friday, August 20, 1999, 05:22 p.m.
But my friend is getting married on the 9th. Not that I'm like "goddamnit friend, why are you getting married when there's a concert i want to see?" more like "Fie."
Indie Rock Y2K Deathmatches
Friday, August 20, 1999, 05:08 p.m.
I really wish that the donnas could have gotten paired up with Ian MacKaye in Round 3 cause I know Ian would have kicked their silly asses, and then we'd get to see Ian and Karl Earth Crisis fight it out. What fun we'd have then! Gosh!
Todd Oldham Postcards
Friday, August 20, 1999, 03:31 p.m.
Second Best Postcards Ever. Make sure you use the little bears to scroll left and right on all those images and stuff and also click them cause like the little guy breakdances and the little turntable goes wicky wicky.
Afri-Cola Postcards
Friday, August 20, 1999, 03:25 p.m.
Best. Postcards. Ever. Hippies? Three BLACK ladies? Donna Summer sucking a clear plastic tube while Pachelbel's Canon plays in the background... midi-style? Can you lose? No.
