HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Thursday, November 18, 1999
I still can't figure out what this is for but it's the funniest fucking thing ever!
Bjork: Amphibian
Monday, November 15, 1999
Go get the mp3 (non-bootleg) of the Bjork song from the credits to Being John Malkovich. Which, by the way, I have a lot to say about and not enough time. I'll get to it.
The "Intentional Mullet"
Friday, November 12, 1999
Ok. Please take note: I don't think mahir is all that funny, and definitely not anymore. I also think mullet jokes have worn out their welcome. In fact, when my friend Mars sent me this link, i almost didn't even follow it cause the word "mullet" was in the URL, and i was like "enuff already!" But i followed it and i'm glad i did cause it contains a picture of my friend Ben with one of his stylin "performance art" mullets. I wish they had a picture of Andrew's (Wright's, not BeNiceToBears') because he shaved fucking LINES into the sides. Geni-i. It's weird that this is a recent article cause they hacked those things off several months ago, but man. Still funny! But that doesn't mean you should send me any more fucking "mullet category" urls. for one thing: trust me, if someone emailed it to you, someone emailed it to me. And for another: Mahir. Need i say more?
No Black Hole yet
Thursday, November 11, 1999
It being November and all, I'm looking around for any info on whether that quark-gluon plasma experiment has happened yet and whether the effects were indeed No Big Whoop. So far I found this article which eases my mind a great deal, explaining why it wouldn't be possible to create a black hole capable of sticking around long enough to destroy the earth in a laboratory (with existing technology).
The Cow is OK.
Thursday, November 11, 1999
Carl Cookie
Thursday, November 11, 1999
That carl.
Fuya Jo Interior Pics
Friday, November 5, 1999
OK, upon closer examination, it doesn't look like a whole lot went into building this model... so now i don't feel so weird about it. It pretty much looks like someone made it out of cardboard and clay. And if you look carefully in that quicktime i linked, when they open the door they look like they're doing so -very- carefully.
But check out that ghetto blaster! And do those skateboards in the back door come with?
Spocket! Smokin! MORE ART!
Friday, November 5, 1999
Oh shit!
The words I understand here are:
smokin!, sports, smokin!, utility, smokin!, "sports! and utility gear! smokin!", activity, smokin!, snowboard, smokin!, and open 2x2 sports. Oh, did i mention, smokin!
this is Art.
Friday, November 5, 1999
With regards to the below, i give you: FUYAJO.mov. It's fucking huge, but if huge isn't a problem for you, TOTALLY worth it.
Just add wheelz and shit gets HECTIC yo!
what. the. FUCK?
Friday, November 5, 1999
So, ok. So you've got car companies, right? And so, car companies, apparently, sometimes enter these what, Future Car competitions or something? I don't know, i'm not down with that scene. Anyway, what I'm trying to impress upon you here is that, ok, these cars are really fucking bizarre and conceptual and that's really fucking cool BUT, i mean, how much fucking money are they putting into researching, designing, and motherfucking BUILDING these never-to-be-dealt-with-again cars, when they can't just fuckin BUCK UP and pay the extra SIX CENTS per vehicle to make a SAFE FUCKING AIRBAG?
Ok, i'm a little testy today. And i'm not saying these cars shouldn't exist or whatever, cause i know it's not like the companies are exactly "redirecting" funds that could have gone to safety, i guess i just mean, come on, enough with the fucking layoffs and whining about the cost of safety. CLEARLY you are making a comfortable profit. Also, Honda's not really the company we have to worry about on those terms, but Ford has a car on this page that's an abomination (except for how cute I would look in it. Frinstance, if I were say, a cartoon hamster, this would be my vehicle. In the land where it never rains.)
Damn.
Friday, November 5, 1999
Judy Shepard is one hell of a lady.
No info yet on whether it is illegal to drive barefoot in Guam
Thursday, November 4, 1999
However, for most of the 50 states and the District of Columbia we do have information. I didn't realize this was an urban myth until today!
Ultrasmooth Travel Log
Wednesday, November 3, 1999
A few of my friend are out traipsing the world as we speak, and they're maintaining a travel log while they do it. Sometimes it's funny and sometimes it's pretty. I like it a lot, except for how jealous it makes me.
JM Inc.
Monday, November 1, 1999
The official website for JM, Inc, (see: Being John Malkovich). Also, spikespotting: He's at the bottom, wearing Guy Piccioto's eyebrows or something. I think Richard K was the name of the "director" of the Praise You video.
Franklin Wylie Smart: Infant Model
Monday, November 1, 1999
Ew.
The way it ought to be.
Friday, October 29, 1999
I cannot wait, as in, am incapable of waiting, unable to wait, not doing a very good job of waiting, to see Being John Malkovich. I don't think you understand. When i was 16, i wrote spike jonze fan mail (meaning, when he was just a skateboard photographer and 1/3 of dirt). Do you know what i still have? I still have the issue of Sassy that has polaroids of Spike holding up eyeliner in Ricky's because he was a lowly assistant. Additionally, I have lusted John Cusack and John Malkovich since puberty. And Catherine Keener.. don't get me started.
Beyond that, this is a movie site the way a fucking movie site should be. I think spike has like, too much creativity to contain in one stinking movie. You have got to look at like, each page of this site. Each page has something fucking brilliant. He should win an oscar just for this site. Goddamn. Why can't i be a famous movie star so i can be in a spike jonze film? why can't i just Be spike jonze? why do i test host technologies code instead? i hate myself.
I don't have any piercings
Thursday, October 28, 1999
Not even my ears. And today, it appears to be a blessing. Still, it seems to me like a lot of uptight people are going to use this as evidence that people shouldn't get pierced but really, isn't it just that the hospitalians should be trained in how to remove the jewelry?
archives
Thursday, October 28, 1999
There's a lot more here.
